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FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a shit and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons señora Priss


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he associated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's gay kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


MY GPS SAYS - "Estimated Arrival Time" all I hear is "Time To Beat"


TAGS: gps race
Rating: 4.88/5

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RAT RACE - The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat Hane Wagner


TAGS: rat race
Rating: 4.41/5

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4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by suzieq

tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


BRACES - GOING ABROAD FOR CHEAP DENTAL TREATMENT ISN'T ALWAYS A WISE CHOICE


TAGS: dental brace face
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by krazzeeman

TWOEDGE - September 30, 2011, 8:07 am
That’s defiantly krazzeeman
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 1:37 pm
Noo. That's a reverse c**kring!
EvilGod - September 13, 2010, 4:25 am
Braces / Bracelet. Fair juxtaposition.
rerun - August 21, 2010, 8:34 pm

WTF?
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:46 pm
Nice one.


YOUR MASTURBATION TOOL - Is now a back-to school gift. For young girls.




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


LIVE-ACTION ANIME - Give it up, Hollywood!


TAGS: speed racer dragonball avatar airbender
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:30 pm
Live Action Anime does indeed suck, but Video Game To Movie sucks even worse.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
I agree that live action anime sucks, but technically, Last Air Bender ISN'T anime, as it is produced soley in North America.
corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 12:28 am
never watched dragon ball...you cant recreate the cartoon theres to many variables...the last air bender wasnt to bad but could use some work didnt watch speed racer either doubt you can beat the cartoon anyway
AdmiralAckbar - September 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
back in the day he would have done a good job, but now I do not know. He has kind of lost his mind.
wildcard9 - September 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Spielberg is working on a Ghost in the Shell Live Action. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, since he's one of the greatest directors out there. Oh and Minority Report was practically Shell. 5L.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:12 pm
What a twist!
CpnKangaroo - July 23, 2010, 8:33 am
dbz the movie is one of the most inaccurate anime films i have ever seen, it disappointed me highly. avatar the series was great, the movie coiuld've been better with a different director. M. night fucked it up bad
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:06 am
Hehe in order: Liked it because chim chim was funny. Hated it because it had nothing to do with the actual dbz story. And last but not least enjoyed it because i was in it as one of the fire nation soldiers.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 10:01 pm
The ratings of these movies are as follows: 1. Awesome, and true to the franchise. 2. An abortion 3. Passable, but the beginning sucked because they cut out all the cool scenes from Ang's origin story.
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 9:52 pm
I actually enjoyed Speed Racer...but I'm a Fan.4/5


HEY AL... - I have a whole pocket full of Race Cards. How about you?




RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway




GRACE JONES - Even scares Chuck Norris shitless




PASSING -


TAGS: swan lake grace
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - May 17, 2011, 12:19 pm
very nicely done
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:56 am
This is spectacular!
Greeny - May 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
Much obliged RL!
Reality Lord - May 14, 2011, 4:25 pm

great! you keep getting better and better greeny


EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.




You can't run! -


TAGS: police racecar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

ipaprime - November 1, 2013, 6:43 am
3 words. OFF ROAD BEEECH!
MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:13 pm
Great poster! Share this over at motofake as well!


CONTRACEPTION - Recommended by 10 out of 10 house cats!


TAGS: cat baby contraception devil
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

HAL8999 - May 21, 2010, 5:37 am
Thanks mate! I think that one open eye on that Kitty is just marvellous. "you gots about 4 more seconds to live kid!"
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 9:56 am
Hilarious!! Good one Hal!!!


SOMETIMES I WRESTLE WITH MY INNER DEMONS - Other times I embrace them.




RACISM - ...Where Ducks Go Bad...


TAGS: ducks niggers black race racism
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jamie Shepard

Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:33 am
That and once you say something like this, you are fucked.
Kada - June 26, 2009, 11:59 pm
Tts because I'm yellow isn't it?


SUBMARINE RACES - Just what was the attraction with them on 'Happy Days' ???




BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am
3...2...1L


IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE - It's whether you end up snagged on a hurdle like a doofus.




LANCE ARMSTRONG - Taking second in the Tour de France.


TAGS: france lance armstrong race
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:42 am
Benny, have you ever chased a car that's coming towards you? Because your comment suggests so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:32 am
@ Benny....I don't know what it's like on other sites, But here we like and respect our Mods...If you don't like it go back to 4Chan.
TheTrashHeap - April 23, 2010, 8:13 am
Shut your pie-hole.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 7:47 am
Obviously they put the "slow" moderaters on the am shift. This is not remotely funny. I should know, I put unfunny shit up all the time.


MARRIAGE 101 - A man about to relax, or in the process of relaxing, emits a sound that only women can hear.To us it would be similar to all the women on The View in a shouting match with Nancy Grace.


TAGS: marriage view relaxing nancy grace
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:38 am
Dammit, I knew it!
krazyivanthedivine - March 2, 2012, 1:11 am
5L for welcome to my life...


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


RACE CARD -


TAGS: race card
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - June 14, 2009, 3:09 am
This "WOrld Series of Poker" to which you refer, what do they mean by "race card"? Is that a term of theirs?


SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.


TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am
Photoshopped!


KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966


TAGS: christmas race black hate funny true look humor
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:37 pm
Isn't the term, "Christian think tank" an oxymoron ?
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:58 am
Both are absolutely valid points, moo+ and WTFO. I'd consider X-mas and Easter as adoptions / corruptions of far older pagan holidays though. Not so much made up Holidays as pre-media Christian think tank spins.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 9:52 am
Isn't Christmas a made up holiday as well? And Easter for that matter....don't even get me started on the fourth of July.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:55 am
that the separation of Americans by racial lines is racist by definition regardless of what color the separatist happens to be. There's your position and support.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:54 am
than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society". It serves to separate Americans by racial lines versus bring us together as Americans. When a Klansman tries to separate races it's clearly racist. Few have the courage and honesty to point out
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:52 am
Here's the position, TTH. Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday that has no real roots in Africa. It was created by Ron Karengain 1966 to "give Blacks an alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Holy overreaction Batman! Is Kwanzaa racist in some way? It's just that you provided no No positions, no support...
WTFO - August 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
Hey look, it's another hate filled Timmy! No positions, no support, just ignorant attacks both in your idiotic choices of names as well as your comments. Why don't you run along and play hide and go fuck yourself, dipshit?
WTFOSUCKSCOCK - August 5, 2009, 4:40 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)


CLAIRE STANFIELD - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


TAGS: baccano claire stanfield rail tracer vino
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by Staz

Baccano - August 30, 2009, 4:06 pm
Claire is aweome! Great show :)
Sho - October 21, 2008, 2:33 pm
no, i think he/she is deaf
DOGOD - October 20, 2008, 8:25 pm
I must be whispering then


SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




TRIXIE - Go Speed! Go to her ass!




before you embrace the Light -




DEBAUCHED -


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


DIFFERENT -


TAGS: different people race individuality all the same
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - January 7, 2013, 8:07 am
Woah this is old.. how did this end up here on the frontpage ? ?
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
thanks
forseti - October 10, 2010, 8:22 am
I love the idea. 5L
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 7:45 am
Oh,Ok.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Hammy. Saw one just like this on Despair.com two years ago, but they used a snowflake instead.


TORQUE - It comes in small packages


TAGS: dragrace wheelies gremlin auto car
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by sundog

Swampfox - October 20, 2012, 3:00 am
There was a street legal version of that where I grew up. Driver was in the back seat.


ON YOUR MARKS - Get set! Boing boing boing boing boing...


TAGS: amputee race
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Koradan - May 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
We can rebuild him. We have the technology...


LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


Irony -


TAGS: owned race
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Lori

Elwood - November 29, 2008, 10:09 am
If I had been the black medics, I would have gladly let that SOB die a horrible and painful death. He deserves nothing less, for being an asshole. (I know it is a staged photo.)
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 2:58 pm
Maybe they dropped a Junior Mint inside of him like in Seinfeld, just for good measure.
ax - July 25, 2008, 6:52 pm
isnt that the black doctor from ER?
Max - June 15, 2008, 6:35 pm
I agree with mel, they probably did their best. And it's a damn shame if he went right back to being his old self, instead of realizing, "Oh hey, they're people too."
Rev Wright - June 9, 2008, 12:13 am
This guy is a part of a private club, there is no shame in that... actually his club does LOTS of philanthropy across the country!
mel - April 8, 2008, 3:07 pm
for some reason, I feel they probably did their job anyways as if he wasnt wearing the suit to show they were going to be bigger people. hopefully this nitwit walked away from the situation grateful.
JJ - December 4, 2007, 3:18 pm
Hahahaha I bet they took their sweet time, he deserves it, ahole!


PENELOPE PITSTOP - snicker snicker snicker snicker




STEREOTYPES - White guys love basketball too


TAGS: boner basketball ball scream race
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by composidore

David A - March 4, 2010, 11:05 am
It looks like Matthew is impressed with Jarvis' ball handling skills. Or he's just happy being in the game.


INDIVIDUALITY - Embrace it




NANCY GRACE - When does it cease to be "reporting," and when it starts to become a yelling match?


TAGS: nancy grace cnn court tv
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:15 am
Amen. Walter Cronkite could report circles around her.
ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
Dis-Grace.


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: dental dennal plan lisa needs braces
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

LOLCorp - May 7, 2009, 7:16 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Why? - August 1, 2008, 2:29 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
KRis - July 31, 2008, 2:02 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:14 am
Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.


TRACERS - Tracers work both ways - Murphy War Law




ENTERTAINMENT -


TAGS: graceful people thud bump thud
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - June 6, 2013, 12:13 am
Mia culpa. It looks like this poster is the 4th version on this site. Including the same pic Bull used. It was unintentional.
WTFO - June 5, 2013, 11:58 pm
That comment deserves 5L, GO.
WTFO - June 5, 2013, 11:57 pm
Doing good, brother. Just extremely busy.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:40 am
Morning laughs are almost as good as that first cup. But, with the first cup, will cleanse the nose. 5L
Reality Lord - June 5, 2013, 6:39 am

Whoa....how you been man. Soooooo nice to ser you again :)


Tom Brady -




1152KPH/716MPH - beep beep this roadrunner


TAGS: acme race car
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

corneredbadger - August 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
beep beep *SPLAT* first thing that ran throught my head
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 4:56 pm
Holy crap!


WINNING -


TAGS: winning the race steven bradbury style pzy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:35 pm
there a video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z6GnUTVAF0
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:29 pm
this one was actually from 2002 where steve bradbury won the speed skating because everyone else fell over in the last turn, and he came from last place to win
Reality Lord - October 20, 2010, 7:53 am

great poster. if i remember this in the olympics Ono was disqualified and canada took silver and bronze because of it.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 8:37 pm
Good laugh, thanks.


JANELLE MONáE -


TAGS: unique embrace
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:32 am
5L...now if only I could get my therapist to see it that way.


MEL'S LIST -


TAGS: race will tear us apart cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:34 am
Moo+: See 110126
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:33 am
It's for your own good! You wanna grow up big and strong, don't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Tribute?.....I've been busy lately. People at work keep dying and they expect ME to cover for them...FFS!!! we work at a pharmaceutical company, Buy some meds you cheap Bastards!!!
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:31 am

meanie.
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:31 am
No popsicles until you eat those carrots.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:30 am

Heck, I am surprised you are talking to me at all, especially after I outed you on my last tribute...
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:29 am

thanks mom, can I haw a popsicle for breakfast?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:29 am
@ Rerun....I'm not talking about that time you and Aggy spit-roasted that hooker...I was talking about that tim.........ah, forget it!
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:26 am
And the tree was happy! What a surprise ending...
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:26 am

I never took her hat off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:25 am
Don't lie! it was in the hat!
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:23 am

nobody told me anything about a camera
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:22 am
I read somewhere that you can lock them in the bathroom and leave them alone for hours....maybe that was an episode of law and order...................
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:21 am
Hang on, I have to read The Giving Tree since I've been reciting all these stories. Kids are jealous!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:20 am
@ Rerun...OK then explain the wizards hat and the video [email protected] TOC Go on.....
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:19 am

@Moooo. you are right, she needs adult time
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:18 am
they counted themselves: one, two, three, four. One little puppy wasn't there! "Now where in the world is that poky little puppy?" they wondered. Blah blah, no strawberry shortcake. No desserts ever unless puppies never dig holes under this fence again!
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:16 am

I didn't think you understood it when I read it in Hebrew
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:16 am
Five little puppies dug a hole under the fence and went for a walk in the wide wide world. Through the meadow they went, down the road,over the bridge, across the green grass, and up the hill, one after the other. And when they got to the top of the hill,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:15 am
I loved that book (when Rerun read it to me yesterday)....why'd you do that anyways?
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:14 am

sure, knock it out of the park
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:09 am
Would you like me to recite Poky Little Puppy instead...?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:06 am
We'll miss you when they take you away to the mental ward....
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:04 am
LoL @ my carr.
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:04 am
Not with a goat... nor in the rain, nor on a train, nor in the dark, nor in a tree, nor in a carr... Moo+ let me be! :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 9:59 am
We need to start a fund for TOC....she's getting loopy. "I could not, would not on a boat"
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 9:59 am
I -very literally- own $63.
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 9:58 am
Please! If I had the money for a babysitter, I'd do that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 9:57 am
You're spending too much time with your kids. Get a babysitter tonight and mix with some adults, It's for your own good.
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 9:49 am
Why are the Portuguesev question marked? Also, Mel might want to contact Sylvester McMonkey McBean to try to rent his star-off machine.
GodsWorshipMe - July 17, 2010, 8:28 am
i expected to see oompa-loompas on there
Hawamleh - July 16, 2010, 11:56 pm
Wierdly Enough I still Idolize Him.


FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST LONGER THAT YOU WISH -


TAGS: race tracks life game animals
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by timmey

maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 4:42 pm
Try To !


Going Home -




FOLLOW ME -


TAGS: follow cult burn embrace
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - August 4, 2012, 8:07 pm
I wonder why.........
Chrysophase2003 - August 4, 2012, 7:45 pm
That's strange. I was raised in a house. We visited a church. We were taught a religion. We rejected the religion. We were ejected from the church. We then went back to a house.
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:04 pm
A church is something you're raised in. A cult is something you join.
Sho - August 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
Using all the hate as fuel :D. And thx everyone
rerun - August 3, 2012, 5:04 pm

I gave every jecampbell75 poster posted a 5L....oh wait, there are NO jecampbell75 posters posted. I guess that means jecampbell75 can criticize but not create. I am sure however that any work jecampbell75 will be stellar, I think 4chan wants you back
crankyhead - August 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
Mr. Campbell, please step off that pretty pink Hello Kitty pedestal of yours, and help yourself to a free clue. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:53 pm
I agree with Gas....If jecampbell1175 can show us something better...I'd like to see it. Make posters or GTFO....We don't need your negativity.
gas - August 3, 2012, 2:45 pm
signed, gas
- August 3, 2012, 2:40 pm
How many Sho's posters have you seen? You shouldn't judge someone's work so roughly based on one or two you didn't like.. especially when you haven't done any.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:22 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:21 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
Cool picture but unrelated. Poem (if it can be called that) is ridiculous and juvenile. Theme is contrived sappy-goth dark wanna be. No, I didn't like it.
Chrysophase2003 - August 2, 2012, 9:41 pm
Good one. What's the difference between a church and a cult? Funding.
Sho - August 2, 2012, 11:03 am
Only if you favorite the poster first
pickleviper - August 2, 2012, 8:59 am
I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?


RAWDOG - Of this, the Pope doth not approve.




THE SADDEST SOUND -


TAGS: amazingly bad grace
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 2:21 am
I just think guys in skirts are creepy....now, Girls in Kilts...that's a whole different animal.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:18 am
I do like this poster a lot... anything that can make light of dark.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:12 am
Harboring some disturbing memories, moooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 2:08 am
I can handle bagpipes, But Kilts on men really disturb me. 5L
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:03 am
Piper down!
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 2:00 am
I should have learned the pipes when i had the chance


RACE CARD II - Yeah, it's gettin' old . . . like Jimmy Carter.


TAGS: race card liberals obama
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:31 pm
I'm listening...so good night all
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:29 pm
Funny, I'm watching Beck as I type. He's the man.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
While I'm normally a Citzens for bysenberry jam fan, I kinda resent any statement that is potentially inflamatory while at the same time almost totally incapable of being substantiated -- unless it's about that a-hole Glenn Beck. Bad Carter. Bad boy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2009, 1:42 am
Boysenberry.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 1:33 am
I'd say that's normally the case. The real problem is when the race card is used for things that clearly aren't race related, then it becomes crying wolf and is ignored when there is a real act of racism that needs to be corrected.
iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:06 am
I sincerely believe that the only ones crying race, are racist.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:35 pm
Ha Ha Jimmy Carter's old now. That's fu*kkin funny, dude.


WISHES -




CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE -




DEATH -




CATCHING A RIDE - Not as simple as you may think it is.




REGAL TURTLE - No, he does not know Kung-fu. Stop asking.


TAGS: slow steady turtle last place race
Rating: 4.9/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thanks ^_^
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 10:35 pm
Nice.


SLOW AND STEADY -


TAGS: only in fairy tales does it win the race
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Hope that ain't double-sided tape!
Reality Lord - September 17, 2010, 5:29 pm

love it.


PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


TRACKING BRACELETS - can't leave home without it


TAGS: tracking bracelets are cool
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 9:45 pm
Sure she's not just diabetic?
rerun - May 6, 2010, 6:01 pm

I saw a stunning blonde on Monday at a local Lowe's....wearing a tracking moniter as well.
union - May 6, 2010, 5:46 pm
Trainwreck or not, that girl is fine.


40 MILLION POSSIBILITIES -


TAGS: possibilities human race worry justsay n
Rating: 4.31/5

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Ism - June 3, 2012, 5:43 pm
At 18 I dropped out, left home to escape an abusive parent. At 30 I tried to comment suicide by cop. I walked out of mental hospital w/ $280. A year later started my own business. At 45 my house,& all my toys paid for. Hope you are as successful.. GL2U
Bull - June 3, 2012, 6:41 am
If you're gonna be a smarta$$, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an a$$.
uwsmartass - June 3, 2012, 4:37 am
Sometimes I think about people who try to insult other people while they themselves make rudimentary grammatical errors... and then I think, "Damn, that person must not know how fucking retarded he is."


THE SWINGER -




PMS -


TAGS: dont fear the marinara embrace it
Rating: 3.37/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 4:08 pm
Catch you guys in a little while... I'm on a mission!!!
todd snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Yummy just like "Circus Waffle" 5 lions for you.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
Maybe those toppings are a bit cliche, but they're certainly my top 3! 5L Aggy.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 4:01 pm
Oh, to be metaphorically challenged right about now ....
CANADA - September 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
i want PMS! :)
BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:08 pm
LMAO...Love it! 5 Poodles!


THE BLACKILIZER TEST - "Let's see ma'am... You are 92.98% black. Congratulations! It's today's highest score here in Provo, by far! I don't think anyone around here is gonna take that title from you... NEXT!"


TAGS: black white race breathilizer
Rating: 2.95/5

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spacedog - September 28, 2009, 1:29 pm
Ha! Professor Frink is really studying her technique. Nice Jmac.


DOUBLE STANDARD -


TAGS: oh yeah dudes i played the race card now choke on it
Rating: 2.91/5

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Rollseyes - September 22, 2009, 2:04 pm
Ok. Fair enough.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:37 pm
it doesn't raise the specter that they are doing it out of hate or trying to encourage hate.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:36 pm
* Rollseyes (sorry, I really am a bad typist) ... humor of any sort. But you also gotta worry about the wrong people liking the joke for the wrong reasons. Just not worth the risk most times. But again whenever someone makes fun of their own "kind"
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, Ollseyes, my posters teasing white folks like myself (actually I'm imagining the kind of white folks I tend to find annoying) are very few in number. Kinda spur of the moment stuff done way back when. I generally have no interest in ethnic ...
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:50 pm
I look forward to it. Good night.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Hope I didn't just interrupt. I gotta run -- almost literally. Yours are interesting remarks, and I will respond tomorrow. Not by way of argument, though. Good night.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:40 pm
That doesn't make them mysogynists. Consider the comment retracted. I'm certain I would get a ton of similar comments if I flashed mine here. lol!
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
As to the charges of mysogyny. Perhaps I was overstating a little. I usually do not take offense at all the posters of women on this site and the types of comments they inspire. I'm really not that insecure. Men look at boobs and make comments.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
your own race and remain "safe". I really think we may have become a little hyper-sensitive on the subject of race, especially in recent days. People will have differing opinions, but those opinions can be purely intellectual ones, unrelated to race.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:36 pm
But even with that being the case, why ridicule one's own ethnicity? Should you not be proud of your own people? Why would you feel the need to mock those that share a heritage similar to your own? Unless you have been made to feel that you can only mock
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
target of the ribbing. Obviously I am making an assumption that is not rock solid. Meaning some can take hate as a posible source of those posters since it is far from obvious that a white guy made them. Oops.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:30 pm
After a while gender doesn't exist in marriage either. But that's a valid point. Kidding your own group is usually OK because no one assumes that there is any hate behind it. But that thought is based on the kidder being clearly identified with the
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:23 pm
Just like you can't tell my gender (and/or? usually it is one or the other). Don't worry. I've learned from Motifake that my gender doesn't exist on the internet anyway.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
Forgive me if the race-baiting thing just bothers me. Too much of it going on right now, distracting from honest debate. I can't tell your colour through the internet, not that it matters.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:12 pm
Oddly enough, the promotion of hate doesn't concern me.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:09 pm
woman.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:08 pm
Or sure, play to my vanity. There the side of a barn that's hard to miss. Anyway, I can assure you that if I have been mysogynistic or racist (except for the kidding fellow white folks) I'd like to know when/where. But anyway, take it easy, man and or
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:00 pm
And you are capable of much better posters. I know that for a fact. I don't *yawn* at all of your efforts, S-man.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow. You needed 4 posts to answer my 1? You didn't hurt my feelings. Sorry if I hurt yours by finding this poster terribly boring. I simply had to respond to the Ad Hominem attack in answer to my critique.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK maybe a little.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
*of (not ow)
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
I hurt your feelings though.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:26 pm
You lost me with "no intellectual honesty". And nice use of "thinly veiled." If you are referring to my posters that make fun ow white folks like me as racist, which is a stretch, I cop to that. Not sure about the mysogyny or the hate part. Not sorry
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 7:34 pm
No intellectual honesty, very few funny comments (I, at least, am capable of admitting you have made a few), and thinly veiled mysogyny, racism, and hate. Who's the timmy again S.? I don't have to make posters to recognize moronic ones.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
No posters, funny or otherwise, and never a funny comment to make. Keep up the good work Timothy R.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 12:21 pm
*YAWN*


STEREOTYPES -




VACATION -


TAGS: amazing race
Rating: 2.5/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:02 am
I lol'd...5 Poddles


GRACE KELLY CHIC - Yo Montrell, dat bitch got nuffin on me!


TAGS: grace kelly
Rating: 1.89/5

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Derek - December 19, 2009, 4:15 pm
Must be on female steroids.


WELL IN ALL RESPECT - He is only half black


TAGS: obama irony stupidity political black white race racist
Rating: 1.77/5

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stephen lebowski - January 4, 2009, 1:33 pm
racism: making white people look stupid since the ice age.
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 2:05 pm
Half white? Or half Black? Is the cup half empty of half full? Who decides this?
rick - October 6, 2008, 3:03 pm
can someone tell me the significance of the cropping?? when I see it, will I defecate ceramic building prisms?


REALITY - Pot holes, curbs, driveway grade, theft, speed traps, petrol, and insurance. It's rewarding to look like a dork.




Life or death -


TAGS: medical bracelet browser delete safe
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:14 am
Yep, but please make sure I'm dead...it'll take too much effort to find all them sites again. Teehee
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 4:12 am
Burn baby burn!
EmilioDumphque - December 5, 2013, 2:00 am
Ain't dat da trooth!
Silverheart - December 4, 2013, 8:34 pm

To be safe, soak my 'puter in gasoline and torch it.


Panda -




Gumball -




RAT RACE -




free choice -




Parenthood -


TAGS: race car shopping cart
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:37 am
Dang, where were these sixty years ago


FADED PHOTGRAPHS -


TAGS: prob traces
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Beautiful, Air... that digs deep.


BREATHLESS -


TAGS: passionate embrace held down
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - May 16, 2011, 8:07 pm
Superb. 5L
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:34 am
Beautimu5
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 9:27 am

5weet


FLYING THRU LIFE -


TAGS: airman traces motifake mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 5:36 pm
What's That Mean ?
maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 3:35 pm
One Up.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 11:53 am
I'll 5econd that Wow! Now you have me humming "faded photographs..."
Reality Lord - January 11, 2012, 7:44 am

wow


MANKIND - An intricate melting pot of characters


TAGS: race man
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 11:29 am
Love it! 5L
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 11:07 am
Nice


MARINES - Has nothing to do with race, creed, or religious preference but a way of life.




smoke detector? -




I HATE NASCAR, THE TOUR DE FRANCE AND THE KENTUCKY DERBY - Does that make me a racist?


TAGS: race
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - March 3, 2013, 10:32 pm
I'm sure you like some races. Maybe arms races. Funny.
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 5:44 pm
Lol
Bolverk3778 - March 3, 2013, 4:17 pm
No just Choosy,


GENDER EQUALITY -




TEAM BMC - You raced for 3430 kilometres and what was your reward? Watching your teammate claim cycling immortality, while you fade into the background, that is what I call sacrifice




ONE LION - It can be the Awesomeness




SHE AND ELVIS - Play Guitar, Sing, Wear Black End of comparison


TAGS: brace yourself cubby
Rating: 3.78/5

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Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:15 am
who is she, she's pretty hot ^^


AND LOGICDUDE TAKES THE LEAD - Bone is keeping pace Haark is fading Sean has hit the rail


TAGS: race
Rating: 3.62/5

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SUE FARRELL - POWER GRACE BEAUTY




MOTIFAKE’S RACE -


TAGS: race motifake cubbybear mistyk airman ronsart
Rating: 3.33/5

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Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:38 am
You five fellows deserve more than the five furry felines I can give you here. As always Ron you exceed expectations.
MustyK - March 12, 2009, 6:14 am
One of you best yet Ron. This made me LOL so much my sides hurt. Your comments are always a classic. 5 furry ones for you mate.
Cubbybear - March 12, 2009, 3:29 am
Ron my friend...you always run a quality race...and that finishes first in my book
RON - March 12, 2009, 2:13 am
CUBBY so young...thin...and whiter. Will always lead the pack...lol CULOS so much hair. MuskyK short but strong. AIRMAN been taking supplements. RONSART so old, lucky he’s even in the race...lol


RAT RACE -




OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost."


TAGS: politics obama president race michelle democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.24/5

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Port - August 8, 2009, 11:30 am
In other words "we look out for the hood, fuck whitey."
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's just the Democratic way, Sarge.
TheSarge - June 17, 2009, 12:08 pm
Why is it when someone says the word "obligated" it ends up costing me a lot of money?
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
Your slur is inappropriate and unwelcomed in a comment chain attached to my poster. Your ignorance reduces the credibility of a serious concern. Keep your racism away from my posters. Now, FOMF!
Tyler Durden - April 9, 2009, 6:44 pm
YUP!
n/a - April 6, 2009, 9:50 pm
Amen!
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
I guess it's just easier to wait for your govt to take care of you like a mother than to strive out on your own a succeed. Socialism will get its chance for the next 4 years and then us conservatives will have to fix the country and restore the Am. dream
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
So the Dems have been the only ones ever to spend money. I stand corrected. I was right leaning when I was younger and I'm glad I outgrew it like a old pair of worn out shoes with tired ideas and ideology.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:22 pm
The best part of being a democrat is that it feels so good when you stop. It's better to live as a Republican (in shame if you must) than to blindly stumble through life giving away other people's money and saying, "Gee I'm swell!"
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:01 pm
I thought about converting for all of about 3 seconds, then realized that if I had to live my life from your view point as a Repub that I would have to kill myself instead in shame.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
That's great! Marduke has converted. You have seen the light! The one correction I'd offer is that conservatives don't believe their leaders can walk on water, that is how liberals view their heros. But other than that, really close. Congrats.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 8:44 pm
If BHO starts walking on water it won't be to save us all. He'll be leading us out to sea to drown in an ocean of socialism.
Marduke - February 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
Let's not forget about Ayers and the all the dems in Congress, now they'll make up the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and the end of the world is at hand. We just have to wait for "super conservative" to walk on water and save us all.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:40 pm
Well now that she's finally proud of her country she can start working on that obligation. Lucky for her that BHO is singing from the same hymnal as taught by Rev. Wright.
Marduke - February 26, 2009, 9:51 am
Does that hold the same for Laura, Hillary, and Barbara. Damn I thought Barbara was the nice one who baked cookies and was grandmotherly. Now I got the mental image of her withholding nookie. That was hitting below the belt.
WTFO - February 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
Take a good look at this woman and tell me she doesn't run the Obama family. Besides, in any marriage, the one who holds the nooky holds the power.
barockeva - February 25, 2009, 11:22 pm
Good thing the first lady has no real power.


HATE CRIME -




DEFINE: ARSE (CHOSE ONE) - 1.)Washed up politician who won't retire. 2.)Where to apply Prep H. 3.)White dude playin' the race card.


TAGS: democrats race card arse carter obama
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
PRESIDENT CARTER The Reagan the Ronald wished he was and pretended to be. (See Murray Rothbard at the Mises Institute for your dose of de-Cool-Aid-ification, ya GOP dupes!)
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:51 pm
No avatar, no choice. No exceptions!!!!
WTFO2 - September 22, 2009, 11:40 pm
Can I choose all of the above?
ILB - September 22, 2009, 8:36 pm
Agreed. Carter needs to STFU.


CIVIL RIGHTS - Thank God this kinda crap's over and done w--whaaaa??


TAGS: civil rights race prejudice
Rating: 2.43/5

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maoworks2 - October 29, 2011, 12:58 pm
A live and well
rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:45 am

I remember seeing signs like this as a kid.....too bad the attitude behind them didn;t go away with the signs


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